Ok. Wassup with the shaggy haired boys? I'm so sick of boys-with-ruined-hair and now boys-with-hair-in-eyes (think Zac Efron). Comb it! Condition it! I want to see those mince pies!
Well said, papabear. You make me grrowl! You must be a Knob Creek man? Only, I think of Michael Moore as hobosexual, not Zac Efron who is just clay (bbg lingo for gay). That's ok. We like the gay boys as friends! It's just nice to know ahead of time, like, before they do! Here's my personal gay-o-meter: 1. fake tan 2. highlights or overly coiffed hair 3. fake white teeth 4. likes to sing or dance A LOT 5. is matchy-matchy or a clothes-horse 6. has LOTS of female friends 7. works out 8. wears too tight clothes
This has helped me many a drunken night when a few too many martinis clouded the gadar--I just check my gay-o-meter list to see if he has more than 3!
pomegranate martini 2oz. Absolut Citron 1oz. Cointreau Pomegranite juice splash sparkling water lemon
Songs to play this week
(Where Do I Begin) Love Story--Shirley Bassey (Away Team Mix)
Best Bar-Bars in LA
BBG's 10 List of Best LA Bars (in no particular order but changes according to my mood on any given night) 1. The Room 2. The Burgundy Room 3. The Snake Pit 4. The Lava Lounge 5. Formosa 6. Jones 7. Tiki Ti 8. Good Luck Bar 9. Seven 10. Blu Monkey Bar & Lounge
Hangover Cures
Bitter Bar Girl’s Hangover Omelet Eggs Bacon Cheddar Cheese Jalapenos Hot sauce
Bitter Bar Girl’s Hangover Shake Bananas Milk Honey Nutmeg Cinnamon
2 comments:
Shaggy hair and unkempt high end couture? Isn't that known as Hobosexual as opposed to Metro.
Well said, papabear. You make me grrowl! You must be a Knob Creek man?
Only, I think of Michael Moore as hobosexual, not Zac Efron who is just clay (bbg lingo for gay). That's ok. We like the gay boys as friends! It's just nice to know ahead of time, like, before they do!
Here's my personal gay-o-meter:
1. fake tan
2. highlights or overly coiffed hair
3. fake white teeth
4. likes to sing or dance A LOT
5. is matchy-matchy or a clothes-horse
6. has LOTS of female friends
7. works out
8. wears too tight clothes
This has helped me many a drunken night when a few too many martinis clouded the gadar--I just check my gay-o-meter list to see if he has more than 3!
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